Every time I see that guy in the Domino’s commercial advertising “carryout insurance,” all I can think about is accosting people before getting their Domino’s pizzas home so they have to go in and get the pizza remade. Follow people in their cars after they get their pizzas and make sure the pizza never makes it through the door of their houses. I wonder if Domino’s will remake a single person’s pizza more than once in a day? Only one way to find out, right?
Of COURSE I’m not going to be a “pizza thug!” It’s just fun to think about.
I’ve always thought that my mind is wired like that of a criminal. Thankfully my moral compass points just enough northward to keep the world from ever seeing this side of me come out!