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“Yellowstone” TV Series – A Fantastic Sequel to “Dances With Wolves” :)

Note, the following blog is a work of satire and is not intended to be taken too seriously… I recently started watching the “Yellowstone” television series, which… Read more ““Yellowstone” TV Series – A Fantastic Sequel to “Dances With Wolves” :)”

I’ve been amused by a magazine cover headline for a few days now – and I’ve been coming up with my own speculative “answers” to the question … Read more “What? Kate And Meghan Don’t Get Along? Fetch Me a Spatula So I Can Scrape Up My Dropped Jaw! 😂”

Editor’s note: This is my attempt to do my “own” version of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire. The following lyrics are based on events from… Read more “A Gen-X Take on “We Didn’t Start the Fire””

Editor’s note: This blog is for adult readers only. It will contain references to blow jobs, anal sex, double teaming, sadomasochism and other stuff that might make… Read more “(FOR ADULT READERS ONLY) – What If The World’s Oldest Profession Wanted In On The “Delivery” Game?”

Editor’s note: This blog will address some serious subjects, but will also tread into satirical territory… It’s a controversial topic. Children in bars. Bring it up on… Read more “What’s a Beer Lover to Do About All Of Those Kids In Bars/Bier Gartens?”

Editor’s note/trigger warning: This blog post is darkly, darkly satirical in nature and NOT intended to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form. It also… Read more “(SATIRE – SEE TRIGGER WARNING) – What Would “Targeted Ads” Look Like For Serial Killers?”

Shaquille O’Neal was quite the talented athlete when he played for the NBA. Scoring 28,596 points, 13,099 rebounds 2,732 blocks and standing 7 feet 1 inch tall?… Read more “What Other Things Should Shaquille O’Neal Sell To Us On TV?”

A fun activity for everyone who has a “job!” Make your job sound more action-filled and “Hollywood” than it is by adding the word “wrangler” to it!… Read more “Want to Jazz Up Your Job Description? Just Add The Word “Wrangler” To It!”

Editor’s Note: This blog will specifically mention masturbation, human-on-human sexual intercourse, and human-on-fish monster sexual intercourse plus includes a link to a racy article in Cosmopolitan magazine.… Read more “My 2018 Oscar Predictions – Based Entirely On Probability!”

We had this question in our trivia game last night: What is the name of the TV character who has been in the longest-running prime-time scripted non-animated… Read more “Help Wanted: Doctor/Cop/Lawyer TV Show Expert Sought For Our Trivia Team”