Yay, I shaved six minutes off my walk today! It was day three of my “fitness adventures 2020.” Which is FAR more exciting than it sounds! It’s… Read more “Wait…What? A “Booze Kiosk” In A Mall? Also…Where The Hell Did I Park?”
Category: Confessions of a Mall Rat
Day Two Of My “Fitness Adventures” – 2020 Edition
Hey buddy…what are you doing with that shopping cart outside of the store? You planning to bring it back where it belongs? Nobody has time to go… Read more “Day Two Of My “Fitness Adventures” – 2020 Edition”
I BOUGHT A DRESS TODAY (IKR)!
It’s surely a sign of the Apocalypse. It’s a sign that my brain has surely been zapped by aliens. The “bizarro” version of me has taken over… Read more “I BOUGHT A DRESS TODAY (IKR)!”
How To Survive A Black Friday Tour Of Duty (As a Worker)
I’ve worked in a “support” capacity in Retailville for a little more than 10 years now. And before that, I did a tour of duty in the… Read more “How To Survive A Black Friday Tour Of Duty (As a Worker)”
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