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What Do Infants, Dogs and Mental Patients Have In Common? A Shared Love of… Straitjackets!
I’m not really the most knowledgeable person when it comes to babies. I’ve never had any, nor have I been tasked with caring for them as part… Read more “What Do Infants, Dogs and Mental Patients Have In Common? A Shared Love of… Straitjackets!”
Why Does Costco Not Have Express Lanes (LOL)?
I made a Costco run after work today. Convenient, since I work only 1.5 miles away from a Costco, so I can easily make a “run” after… Read more “Why Does Costco Not Have Express Lanes (LOL)?”
What Other Things Should Shaquille O’Neal Sell To Us On TV?
Shaquille O’Neal was quite the talented athlete when he played for the NBA. Scoring 28,596 points, 13,099 rebounds 2,732 blocks and standing 7 feet 1 inch tall?… Read more “What Other Things Should Shaquille O’Neal Sell To Us On TV?”
Did You Know All Theater Stages Have Names? (Just for Fun)
We had the category “stage names” in a trivia tournament today. Whenever we get this as a category, my weird mind automatically thinks of actual theater stages… Read more “Did You Know All Theater Stages Have Names? (Just for Fun)”
Want to Jazz Up Your Job Description? Just Add The Word “Wrangler” To It!
A fun activity for everyone who has a “job!” Make your job sound more action-filled and “Hollywood” than it is by adding the word “wrangler” to it!… Read more “Want to Jazz Up Your Job Description? Just Add The Word “Wrangler” To It!”
Who’s Your Favorite “Looney Tunes” Character? And What Does This Reveal About You?
Note: This blog is just for fun, not to be taken TOO seriously! In that spirit, read on! Do you like Daffy Duck the best? Bugs Bunny?… Read more “Who’s Your Favorite “Looney Tunes” Character? And What Does This Reveal About You?”
If Someone Wants My DNA – They’ll Have To Get It The Old-Fashioned Way!
I’ve been seeing lots of advertisements for companies that will, if you provide them with a swab of your DNA and a wad of cash, will analyze… Read more “If Someone Wants My DNA – They’ll Have To Get It The Old-Fashioned Way!”
U.S. Presidents – Sorted by Hairstyles (UPDATED MAY 28, 2025)
We had a question about mustached U.S. presidents in our trivia game last night, which we got right, but got wrong on a technicality. We were supposed… Read more “U.S. Presidents – Sorted by Hairstyles (UPDATED MAY 28, 2025)”
So how cold is it, anyway?
We’ve had kind of a “cold snap” in the Midwest for the past couple of weeks. Single-digit temperatures, heavy snows, yeah, it’s winter, we all know the… Read more “So how cold is it, anyway?”
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