We had the category “stage names” in a trivia tournament today. Whenever we get this as a category, my weird mind automatically thinks of actual theater stages having names, such as George, Phillip, Randall, etc. And in my mind, they are all male for some reason. Though strip club stages might be female (I haven’t figured out all of this yet). That said, meet the stage whose name is “Mr. McStagey!” Next time you find yourself watching a stage production, why don’t you dream up a name for the stage? Note, just because this information is presented in meme form doesn’t mean it’s true!