People Say Strange Things During A Pandemic…

This global pandemic has turned us all into different people. It’s brought out the worst in some people (well, most people, to be honest), and has also brought out the best in some people. Rather than go into detail about any of that, how about talking about some of the odd things people are saying now – that they would have never said in 2019?

Masked Bandits

Who is this masked woman?

Oh I wasn’t ignoring you at the grocery store. I must not have recognized you in your mask.

Don’t forget your mask.

Don’t you hate it when people don’t pull up their masks over their noses? Or wear them on their chins?

Boozy Shenanigans…

Most people’s empty stashes much larger than this!

Be sure to get a two week supply of booze when you’re at the store.

I wish you could get Kirkland vodka delivered to your house.

Clean, Clean – Everything Clean!

Uh, officer, you’re not smelling booze – you’re smelling hand sanitizer!

Is it just me, or does this smell like cheap vodka? Not that I know what that smells like!
The Holy Grail for 2020…

You bought me disinfectant wipes? You shouldn’t have! Did you have to call in a favor from the Mafia?

I found a bottle of old bleach in the garage!

Zoom, Zoom….

Second row from bottom, third photo from the right…

You’re muted.

My Zoom meeting link isn’t working.

That trivia host was talking too much so I turned off the volume.

Shopping, Shopping, Shopping!

I used to think this was a frivolous service, now I love it!

Ask if they do curbside pickup orders.

Can’t find any toilet paper anywhere.

So excited! Hand sanitizer finally back in stock at stores!

Health/Wellness

Don’t stick that thing in THERE!

I was sent home from the dentist because my temperature was too high.

It’s not COVID, it’s just allergies!

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