A woman in front of us at Kroger today bought a rather odd selection of items. The cashier was a trainee, so it took so long to ring up I had a good long time to eyeball the woman’s loot:
Four bottles of white wine, a package of straws, corn meal, four packages of butter and a disposable douche.
I’m guessing corn muffins will be involved? And possibly getting shit faced – and lucky? Questions abound!