I live in Southeast MI and it’s been a mild winter so far. Tonight, we could get a couple of inches of snow and another couple on Saturday. Sunday, it’s supposed to be so f—ing cold the tauntaun will freeze before the first marker. So cold I’ll have to bundle up to go into my attached garage and into the car. So cold Ithaqua will complain about how cold it is. Anyone groaning yet?
One thing about Michigan folks…weather is always something thay bonds us. We’ll go out in droves when it’s nice – and act like an apocalypse is nigh when shitty weather rears its head. Better buy all the bread and toilet paper – or bust!
So how did I prepare for the upcoming snowcopalypse? By buying booze, of course! Those berry flavored Lionel Richie hard sparkling water thingies are quite tasty! That’s my name for the Truly brand spiked seltzers because Truly was a Lionel Richie song (but you knew that, didn’t you)?
Check out the bottle opener I made in junior high woodshop class! Do kids have to take shop classes these days? You’re not fully educated until you learn how to use power tools that can kill and maim!
Yup. You know it’s a slow blog day when I write about… weather! Truth be told, I just want to chill! I’m a bit beat after work and a post-work walk. Don’t even want to turn on the laptop. This is probably the only blog I’m posting today, so if you bothered to read it, thanks! Now to get back to watching Animaniacs!