I learned recently that there is an amusement park in Pennsylvania called Kennywood. I did an Internet search and learned that it was named for some other guy named Kenny that people in PA must know all about –  and not the late great singer, actor, pretend  gambler and chicken restaurateur Kenny Rogers.

You know – like the Kenny Rogers version of “Dollywood?”

Now I can’t stop wondering what a Kenny Rogers theme park might be like! Would there be singing booths? Gambling parlors? Roasted chicken? A roller coaster with his face on it?