Because of the ongoing plague, a local brewery has to rotate the “mug club” mugs which means you don’t get to use your mug over and over. Also, I accidentally broke my mug club mug that says “Heb” on it a few months ago and I haven’t gotten a new one yet.

Do I look like a “Beth?” Like someone that Kiss drummer Peter Criss would write a sappy love song about which would become their highest charting hit? Don’t answer that!