I’m not even remotely sober, I’m watching Cockneys Vs. Zombies and have enough booze to fill a battleship’s hull. OK, maybe that last thing ain’t entirely true, though I do have enough hooch in the house to last well more than a week for both my “shelter in place” partner and I.
Also I’m on unemployment and am on the “dole.”
Life is too short to spend it sober and in fear of death. Let’s control at least one of those variables, shall we?
Fuck this virus with a chainsaw already…