I’m  not  even remotely  sober, I’m  watching  Cockneys Vs. Zombies  and have  enough booze to fill a battleship’s hull. OK, maybe  that last thing  ain’t  entirely true, though  I do  have  enough hooch in the house to last  well more  than a week for both  my “shelter in place” partner and I.

Also I’m on unemployment  and am on the  “dole.”

Life is too  short  to spend  it sober and in fear of death. Let’s  control at least  one of those  variables, shall we?

Fuck this  virus with a chainsaw already…