Sigh. Of all of the horrible news I’ve read lately about this COVID epidemic…I’ve gotta say:

THIS IS THE BEST F—ING NEWS I’VE READ ALL DAY!

Read more about that story here.…I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t fake news…

Now I’m wondering – will topless dancers forced to “work from home” be able to hustle customers to live-stream their topless dancing while they work from home???