All silly  questions  aside involving  talking animals and why they would all speak  English, yada yada. Why hasn’t Mowgli been eaten already, is Scarjo really a giant snake and just  posing as a woman in every other movie…

When does the jungle boy grow up and become  hot?

Checks  imdb credits  and sees that there is no adult Mowgli 😢

Oh well. Bill Murray  just came on. Now we have  a movie!