Sometimes you can tell just from the teasers for a show that you’re not going to be watching the shows. Or maybe the teasers fool you  – and you THINK you’ll like the show, but you wind up hating it. All of that said…

Shows I Will Not Be Watching in 2019

Honestly, I don’t even CARE who this person is underneath this stuff

1. The Masked Singer – I have sort of a “phobia” about furries and people in mascot costumes and oversized masks. Keep in mind I have very, very few irrational fears, but that is one of them.
2. Drop the Mic – It just doesn’t even look funny to me. Scripted insults? No thanks.
3. Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House – I am…not even giving a reason for not wanting to watch a series about this stupid, spoiled whore. Wait…did I just give a reason?
4. Barefeet Retreat – I gave this one a try, and actually watched a few episodes. Can’t get into the characters, and it was not even remotely funny to me.
5. Beat Shazam – Unless they change the format to contestants beating up someone dressed up like Shazam the comic book character? I won’t be watching this show!

So What WILL I Be Watching?

1. The Orville – the most recent episode was about pornography in the simulator (aka Holodeck). Liking the series so far, but would like to see an episode that doesn’t focus exclusively on Bortus.
2. I Am The Night – I will have to watch episodes of this series – about the Black Dahlia murder case – on my own (husband has no interest in this series). Oh the joys of on-demand TV viewing!
3. Drunk History is airing new episodes soon. I like that show and I secretly want to be on the show so I can do my own segment! I can get drunk and talk about history! It can be rough watching the show sometimes, especially if you’re sitting at home and are sober – the temptation to go out for a nightcap is quite high while watching this show. Not that this has happened. Wait…yes it HAS happened!
4. Killing Eve – New episodes of this series about a female killer-for-hire and full-time sociopath are also airing soon.