Happy Mother’s Day, All of You Mothers (and Bad Mother F—ers)!


In the interest of being all-inclusive on this card and flower selling holiday…I mean “Mother’s Day,” here goes! (Ahem)Happy Mother’s Day to all whom act, have desired to act or have previously acted as mother or equivalent parental figure to a human, pet or other beloved object(s); bad mother f—ers, people who have ever had, been married to or wanted a mother in the past, present or future; people like Norman Bates whose best friends are their mothers, or people who just want to listen to the song “Turn This Mutha Out.” Did I miss anyone? Happy Mother’s Day everyone!


Me and my mom in 1979

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