I looked at the snow piled up on my deck today and decided to schedule a date at a nice Italian restaurant with it so that we could have a “talk” about the future of our relationship. Or lack of, as it were.

Isn’t it always a good idea to do a breakup in a public place? Said no one ever!

Anyway, I opted for the “rip the Band-Aid” off style of breakup.

As any Seinfeld fan knows, good gals always spare a square!

More exciting pics of the aftermath of today’s breakup: