You’ve Heard of Rube Goldberg Machines – Now Meet Its Germophobic Twin!


Were you mesmerized by the breakfast machine in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure? Then read on to learn about another fascinating machine designed for our gross plague-ridden times!

A Fenton, MI restaurant has bought a HUMAN SANITIZING MACHINE! WANT! Read on to learn more… here

If you don’t want to bother following the link I provided – a person steps into a booth – which senses whether or not the person is wearing a mask/face covering – checks the filthy human’s temperature – and once the temperature check has been passed, hand sanitizer is squirted out for the person to use – and they are SPRAYED DOWN WITH LYSOL! Finally, my germphobia is being realized!

Now you all know what I want for Christmas!!!

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