Stop this planet of the apes – I want to get off! WTF…bluetooth enabled  faucets? What is this madness? Does this mean if your  phone gets hacked someone can turn on your faucet and flood your kitchen?

I don’t  even  want an Alexa device, don’t  have any food delivery apps downloaded and I don’t  use GPS. This is a far cry from being “off the grid,” mind you, but…oh the humanity! Why do people need all of this crap?

“Alexa, adult for me, please.”