I’ve never been much of a “Disney” kind of girl (I’m really more of a Looney Tunes kind of girl). I’ve also never been a person who is fond of getting on boats, whether they be small – or super large – sized.

Disney Magic – the cruise ship.

After learning that Disney owns a cruise ship called Disney Magic? I’m even less inclined to take a big boat ride – or join “Club Disney…” She can stuff 2,700 passengers into her massive girth and has a crew of about 950 (imagine the cheesiness of being part of THAT crew). And if you thought that all of this – and the classic Disney colors of black, red, white and bright yellow (the last color is for the lifeboats) wasn’t cheesy enough? The ship’s horn blares a portion of When You Wish Upon A Star.

Hey, don’t let me ruin your Disney-inspired cruise ship vacation! Disney is just not for everyone…and neither are cruise vacations!

Not convinced that this is cheesy enough yet? This ship has a GODMOTHER, aka Patricia Disney, the former wife of Walt Disney’s nephew Roy.