Your husband catches you checking out a girl in a bikini at a public pool!

#busted…

Also awkward? When you’re putting on your “street clothes” after taking a swim and realize you DIDN’T PUT YOUR PANTIES IN YOUR CLOTHES BAG! Oh shit…Oh f—!

So…I wrapped my beach towel around my lower half, sat on a bench outside – and waited for my husband to come out of his locker room. Then I saw him, and said…

If you don’t have what I think you should have in that bag we’re going to have to go home before we get ice cream.

YES! My panties were in his bag. Yes, I COULD have gone commando, but…alas, I didn’t have to!

Also lesson learned? Sports-type bras are NOT the easiest bras to apply to moist apres-swim skin. Ugh… everything got all twisted around – I needed a handmaiden to help me dress! Gah, why do we have to wear bras anyway? They just become sweat absorbing harnesses when it’s hot (grumble)!

Glad to know that I’m in my mid (ish) 40s and… still have things to learn!