Sorry, Folger’s! I Call Shenanigans On Your Slogan!

Folger’s coffee  claims  that “The best  part  of  waking  up is  Folger’s In  Your  Cup.”

I disagree. First  off, freshly  ground  coffee  beans  are the  shit! Even  if  Eight  ‘O  Clock  coffee  the  best  your  grocery  emporium  carries (it’s  a Consumer  Reports  best  buy).

Secondly, there  is no  good  part  of  waking  up  unless  someone  is servicing  you  sexually – or  at  the  very  least  you’re  not  being  shoved  out  the  door  for  work.

That is  all! Now  go  read  about Abigail  Folger!

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