Trailer parks celebrate each  day that goes by without  a tornado. And as I count  down  the days until I go to the dentist, I am celebrating  each and every  pain-free hour. Last night was NOT fun. I waited until the pain was too severe  before  taking  the ibuprofen.

To add insult  to  injury, I had the house to myself and had a rare opportunity  to watch Forensic  Files. Every  episode was one that  I’d  seen!

Surely  all of this shitty luck I am having means  I’m  bound  to get  lucky  in my next  trivia  battle. Right?

Sigh…