Complete List – 2018 Golden Globe winners (aka more crap they might ask about in a trivia game, so best try shoving it all in the brain, lol)

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Calculon from “Futurama” expresses his opinion of the Golden Globe Awards…

So last night the Golden Globe Awards happened. And as always with most awards shows, I did not watch, nor did I care to watch. The last time I tuned in to an awards show was when Seth MacFarlane hosted the Oscars. I asked my parents to DVR the broadcast, and I watched it at their house after the fact.

I’m just not an “awards show” kinda gal. I don’t like all of the pomp and circumstance, and I’m not impressed with a bunch of celebrities dressing up in tuxedos and overly expensive dresses. And I care even less about which fashion designer created the dresses, and even less about the jewelry It’s just a simple matter of not giving a rat’s ass (it’s a medical condition). What I DO care about is being able to get questions right in pub trivia games – even if they are about topics I honestly don’t give a flying f— about! So here goes, here’s a f@#$ing list of the f#$%ing Golden Globe winners (which will be in bold type).

Looks like “The Shape of Water” got some wins, and I think I can get behind that! A love story with a fish monster? Yes, please!

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What’s my sign? Pisces, why do you ask? A scene from The Shape of Water  (I really, really want to see this one).

Movies

Best Motion Picture – Drama

“Call Me by Your Name”
“Dunkirk”
“The Post”
“The Shape of Water”
“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” *WINNER

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

“The Disaster Artist”
“Get Out”
“The Greatest Showman”
“I, Tonya”
“Lady Bird” *WINNER

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama

Jessica Chastain, “Molly’s Game”
Sally Hawkins, “The Shape of Water”
Frances McDormand, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” *WINNER
Meryl Streep, “The Post”
Michelle Williams, “All the Money in the World”
 

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama

Timothée Chalamet, “Call Me by Your Name”
Daniel Day-Lewis, “Phantom Thread”
Tom Hanks, “The Post”
Gary Oldman, “Darkest Hour” *WINNER
Denzel Washington, “Roman J. Israel, Esq.”

Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Judi Dench, “Victoria & Abdul”
Margot Robbie, “I, Tonya”
Saoirse Ronan, “Lady Bird” *WINNER
Emma Stone, “Battle of the Sexes”
Helen Mirren, “The Leisure Seeker”

Best Director

Guillermo del Toro, “The Shape of Water” *WINNER

Martin McDonagh, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri”

Christopher Nolan, “Dunkirk”
Ridley Scott, “All The Money in the World”
Steven Spielberg, “The Post”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Steve Carell, “Battle of the Sexes”

Ansel Elgort, “Baby Driver”
James Franco, “The Disaster Artist” *WINNER
Hugh Jackman, “The Greatest Showman”

Daniel Kaluuya, “Get Out”

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture

Mary J. Blige, “Mudbound”
Hong Chau, “Downsizing”
Allison Janney, “I, Tonya” *WINNER
Laurie Metcalf, “Lady Bird”
Octavia Spencer, “The Shape of Water”

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture

Willem Dafoe, “The Florida Project”
Armie Hammer, “Call Me by Your Name”
Richard Jenkins, “The Shape of Water”
Christopher Plummer, “All the Money in the World”
Sam Rockwell, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” *WINNER

Best Original Score in a Motion Picture

“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri”
“The Shape of Water” *WINNER
“Phantom Thread”
“The Post”
“Dunkirk”

Best Original Song in a Motion Picture

“Home,” “Ferdinand”
“Mighty River,” “Mudbound”
“Remember Me,” “Coco”
“The Star,” “The Star”
“This Is Me,” “The Greatest Showman” *WINNER

Best Screenplay in a Motion Picture

“The Shape of Water”
“Lady Bird”
“The Post”
“Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” *WINNER
“Molly’s Game”

Best Motion Picture – Foreign Language

“A Fantastic Woman”

“First They Killed My Father”
“In the Fade” *WINNER

“Loveless”

“The Square”

Best Animated Film

“The Boss Baby”
“The Breadwinner”
“Ferdinand”
“Coco” *WINNER
“Loving Vincent”

TV

Best TV series – Drama

“The Crown”
“Game of Thrones”
“The Handmaid’s Tale” *WINNER
“Stranger Things”
“This Is Us”

Best performance by Actress in a TV series – Drama

Caitriona Balfe, “Outlander”
Claire Foy, “The Crown”
Maggie Gyllenhaal, “The Deuce”
Katherine Langford, “13 Reasons Why”
Elisabeth Moss, “The Handmaid’s Tale” *WINNER

Best performance by an Actor in a TV Series – Drama

Sterling K. Brown, “This is Us” *WINNER
Freddie Highmore, “The Good Doctor”
Bob Odenkirk, “Better Call Saul”
Liev Schreiber, “Ray Donovan”
Jason Bateman, “Ozark”

Best TV series – Musical or Comedy

“Black-ish”
“Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” *WINNER
“Master of None”
“SMILF”
“Will & Grace”

Best performance by an Actor in a TV series – Musical or Comedy

Anthony Anderson, “Black-ish”
Aziz Ansari “Master of None” *WINNER
Kevin Bacon, “I Love Dick”
William H. Macy, “Shameless”
Eric McCormack, “Will and Grace”

Best performance by an Actress in a TV series – Musical or Comedy

Pamela Adlon, “Better Things”
Alison Brie, “Glow”
Issa Rae, “Insecure”
Rachel Brosnahan, “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” *WINNER
Frankie Shaw, “SMILF”

Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

“Big Little Lies” *WINNER
“Fargo”
“Feud: Bette and Joan”
“The Sinner”
“Top of the Lake: China Girl”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Robert De Niro, “The Wizard of Lies”
Jude Law, “The Young Pope”
Kyle MacLachlan, “Twin Peaks”
Ewan McGregor, “Fargo” *WINNER
Geoffrey Rush, “Genius”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Jessica Biel, “The Sinner”
Nicole Kidman, “Big Little Lies” *WINNER
Jessica Lange, “Feud: Bette and Joan”
Susan Sarandon, “Feud: Bette and Joan”
Reese Witherspoon, “Big Little Lies”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Alfred Molina, “Feud”
Alexander Skarsgard, “Big Little Lies” *WINNER
David Thewlis, “Fargo”
David Harbour, “Stranger Things”
Christian Slater, “Mr. Robot”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Laura Dern, “Big Little Lies” *WINNER
Ann Dowd, “The Handmaid’s Tale”
Chrissy Metz, “This is Us”
Michelle Pfeiffer, “The Wizard of Lies”
Shailene Woodley, “Big Little Lies”

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