It all started innocently enough with just going to work Wednesday after being off for a few days..turns out I showed up an hour late!

Then my box cutter mysteriously…vanished.  It DB Coopered itself out of existence. Had to buy a new one after work yesterday. Don’t ask me why I don’t use the knives provided by my employer. I have my reasons.

Then on today’s drive to work I was unexpectedly detoured. Road closed. Why? Because the universe wants to laugh at me?

Add to that a not great trivia night Tuesday. And a player having to bail out on playing tonight.

I feel like someone is writing a script about the comedy of errors that is my life this week. Netflix has already greenlighted it lol. I want Janeane Garofalo to play me. She is the only living human female actress who can handle my level of sarcasm. Who cares if she’s a foot and a half shorter than me? 😂 Small detail!

Oy…I know better than to ask the universe if that’s the best that it can do!

Never, ever tempt fate!