What? I Watched a Whole Season of “Extracted” And They Didn’t Have to Cannibalize Anyone? 😂 ðŸĶī 💀 ðŸ—Ąïļ

I’m not normally into “reality TV.” Except I do love listening to Jon Taffer yelling at clueless bar owners on “Bar Rescue.”

But I really enjoyed “Dude, You’re Screwed,” which featured highly trained survivalist types being dropped into remote locations and forced to find their way back to civilization. That series was FUN!

“Extracted?” Too much drama between the family members of the survivalists for my tastes. I especially hated Haley’s people (God they were annoying and so conniving).

Had the survivalists been tasked to work together to survive, I might have found that more interesting. But you can hardly attach that to a quarter million dollar prize, can ya?

My husband and I decided to give the reality series “Extracted” a look. And now that the final episode has aired, we’re both feeling empty inside. What a waste of time…

Oh ALL right! The show was entertaining, who wouldn’t want to see 12 people from all ages and walks of life forced to survive in the wilds of British Columbia? Kind of like “Yellowjackets,” but IRL.

Nope, they didn’t force the contestants to commit cannibalism in the final episode. I was kind of hoping that they would!

Nope, it didn’t go as far as “Yellowjackets.” Yes I know it’s unrealistic to expect a network TV show to force reality show contestants to cannibalize each other to survive! Though I guess it’s OK for the cast of “Yellowjackets” to cannibalize Jackie after she was already dead on a premium cable/streaming service. And murder and eat their coach (I haven’t watched any of season 3 yet, but someone said this happened).

I was so disappointed that they didn’t eat Shauna’s baby!

Sigh…Maybe I’ll just have to settle for watching Alive – or Ravenous!

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