If I Had a Magic Genie Offer Me Three Wishes, I’d Want Only One of Those Wishes…

I’d ask that the genie kindly pretend they’d never met me. Genie wishes always get f—ed up and twisted around into something horrible – and seriously – how can you trust the will of someone who’s been trapped in a (name your vessel of choice) for decades, centuries, or even millennia?

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