Never fails –  Schedule me to work  during  hours  when  I’m  typically  sound asleep – and I can’t  sleep during the  subsequent hours  when I’m  typically  working  – and awake. No matter how exhausted  I am when I’m  done working.

Now I’m  lying  on the couch  in  a state  of semi-wakefulness, semi-tiredness – and watching Futurama  reruns. I just  had a Pop Tart and nuked myself  a cup of  Sunday’s  coffee (don’t  judge…running  low on beans and hello, tired). I know coffee won’t  help  me get sleep, but  when  you’re  used  to having  coffee every  morning, well it’s  not something  you want to f— around with.

Also, I can rarely “sleep in.” Though  my better  half is very good  at doing  that!