I just went  to women’s  room at Sticks, and there  was  another  woman  in  there standing  outside  the two stalls. So I presumed both stalls were occupado.

Not wanting  to make small talk (just shoot me lord do I fucking  hate  doing  that  in public  restrooms), I just propped  open  the outside  door  and hung  out  in  the  hallway, waiting  for this woman  to go into her stall.

Less than a minute  later, she comes out of the bathroom  without  having  gone  into either stall.

So I go in and both stalls  were  empty.

WTAF?

Uh, OK! What was she doing  in  there?