A  couple  of “fabulous” guys  just  sat next  to  us at Maiz in  Ypsilanti. I won’t  judge  you  for  your  sexual orientation  and   I like  your  glitter  phone cover ( kind of want it)!

However… DON’T TAKE  A BATH IN ANY FRAGRANCE. Then  I WILL judge  you! Right  after I call the  EPA!

Wait…do we even  HAVE   an EPA anymore?