I’ve  said a *few* bad ass things in my life. But since  I’m  not a movie character  and have never been in a position  of real authority, I haven’t  been able  to say a good number  of  things  to  other  humans. Even they richly deserve it.  I hold back just  because  of not  wanting  to bring  out the side of me that when it comes out – there’s  no turning  back! Like the Beer Dumping  Incident  of 2010. Nobody  wants  to  see that side of me…do they? Or DO they?👹 Nah, of COURSE not!

More  importantly, I don’t  want  to  get  arrested  for assault or (the horror) get kicked  out of a bar. There have been close calls! Without  further  ado:

Bad Ass Things I’d  Love  To Say  To  Another Human Someday

• Get  lost.
• It’s  time  to  take  out  the  trash.
• My fist has an itchy  trigger finger.
• By the time I’m  done with you, you’ll  wish you were dead. When you die, I’ll  kill you again.
• Glad  to see you  giving in  to  your  hate. Now watch while I do the same.
• Let’s  take  this outside. No wait – I think  I want  an audience.
• You’re  a galloping  bitch on wheels. Time to cut those tires.