Tonight  the  assaninatrix (word  I made up just  now) Villanelle was inspired  by a  painting  depicting  two  naked  men hanging – and gutted – like  two sides of beef. Setting? Amsterdam art museum.

Next, she  goes  undercover  as a  prostitute, dressed  in  cute  pink “frau” getup and girl piggy  mask. And then she proceeds  to let art  inspire  life – then death.  Her  seedy ” john” pleads “I have  a wife…and  baby…” Wife is part of the gawking  audience  in  the street peering  into the “hooker kiosk” as she  hangs him  and  guts  him.

I gasped  when  I saw  her hook  him  up  with  a LOAD  BEARING  CARABINER! She really means  business (that’s  my  girl)!

I’m  fascinated  with  the whole cute/deadly  combo. And the 50 Shades stuff. Kink  central!

I’m  seriously  disturbed, aren’t  I?  God I love this  series!