So people  are  going  batshit crazy  for  Avengers: Endgame.  My Facebook  news  feed is clogged  with posts about this  movie, pleas  for “no spoilers, ” yada yada. My  friend  Brad  saw  it Saturday, and while  we were  having  drinks  at  a bar  with  him, I asked:

So who’s  dead?

And he answered…and, if you read on I will reveal  what  he  said WARNING  SPOILERS…:

Tony  Stark  is dead. Also Black Widow. And Hulk  and Thanos  both  come  out as gay.

Can  you  spot  the fake  spoiler? 😀