Joking  around  with  my  husband  a  bit  ago about scientific  name  for  the heather  plant, which  is Calluna vulgaris, because haha, my “science” name has  the  word  “vulgar” in  it.

“Well, you ARE vulgar,” he said.

I feigned  like I was insulted…

“But I’m  sitting  with my legs closed.”

Him: “That’s  a rare  occurrence.”

Ah married life….