I’ve  kind  of  tuned  out  of  Marvel movies  as  of  late. But  I recently  learned that Endgame is THREE  HOURS  LONG!

And  you  want  to  know  a weird  random  fact  about me? I never  take  potty  breaks  during  theatrical  films. Even The Lord  of  the  Rings: The Return  of  the  King.  Three  hours  20 minutes!

I have  been  blessed  with  a large  bladder, if you  will. It has  served  me well on road  trips, on camping  trips, at trivia games/ tournaments  and back  in the day, when I was  in  school.  If  I’m  not  drinking  alcohol, this increases my bladder  “mileage.”

Many  theatergoers  are  not  as blessed. And they will need to know when it’s  safe  to take a piss break. And I will be able to provide  that service. This could very well be  my most useful  blog  ever!

Now to sit through  that  movie  April 25 (groan  do I gotta)?