Apparently, a Calgary, Alberta yoga studio is offering “rage yoga.” Read more about that here.

Allow me to go on a little flight of fancy! Rage yoga? Yes please! Hell, why don’t I open up my OWN rage yoga studio? Here would be some of the “rules!”

Asbsolutely NO Enya music. Ever.

No making fun of my 15-year-old Adidas capri pants with paint/wood deck stains on them. If you do, I will cut you while Rage Against the Machine’s Killing in the Name plays in the background.

Perhaps the dress code in my “rage yoga” class would be like this?

No Lululemon apparel whatsoever- or any “cutesy” yoga apparel. Anything with a camouflage theme will be acceptable (the more “riot girl,” the better).

Now let’s get to stretching! And swearing! And drinking! And listening to lots of music banned on the airwaves after 9-11 (I’m looking at YOU the entire Rage Against the Machine catalog)!