Behold this chart:

This will clear up any questions you have about whores in the Dungeons & Dragons universe!

A couple of years ago (give or take), a dear friend of mine shared this “harlot chart” with me randomly via a Facebook message. And though we are sadly not conversing regularly anymore (his choice), it was very, very illuminating to receive this message!

For the record? I want to be a saucy tart. That is all.